Wetherspoons Wanker – Funny Birthday Card

Wetherspoons Wanker – Funny Birthday Card

Looking for a birthday card that delivers pints of personality and a shot of cheeky humour? Our “Wetherspoons Wanker” card is the perfect choice for that mate who knows every Spoons menu item, hunts down the best table number, and proudly wears the title of budget-boozer legend.

Whether they’re celebrating with a £1.99 pint or a full English at 2pm, this card is guaranteed to get a laugh.

🎉 Why They’ll Love It:

Bold, cheeky design for ultimate banter

Perfect for mates, siblings, colleagues, or anyone who basically lives at Spoons

Ideal for birthdays, nights out, or as a joke gift

✨ Product Details:

A5 size (approx. 148 × 210mm)

High-quality, thick matte cardstock

Blank inside for your own message (or insults)

Comes with a premium envelope

Designed and printed in the UK

😂 The Perfect Card For:
Pub lovers • Spoons regulars • Cheap pint hunters • Anyone with a sense of humour (and no shame)

Give them a birthday card that suits their personality a little too well.